School Break …This is a must read ..

http://screambucket.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/school-break-and-the-kids-are-back%e2%80%a6/#more-1092

Potential & Reality

A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?”

“Don’t tell your father, but, yes, I would.”

He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?”

She replies, “Omigod! Definitely!”

The kid goes back to his father. “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we’re living with two sluts.”

Wow .. Check this out…We All Know a man like this..LOL

http://screambucket.wordpress.com/2009/02/25/in-sickness-and-in-health%e2%80%a6/#more-959

Laughing Interview!!

News Reader Can,t Stop Laughing At Model Falling Over !!!

Kid Rides Giant Python..

EWWWW ..This Is crazy …

Drunk At The DOOR…

A husband and wife are in bed when there is a knock at the door. The husband rolls over and looks at his clock — it’s 3:30 a.m. He drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

When he opens the door, there is a drunk slumped there. “Hi ya,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“Get lost,” says the man. “It’s half-past three.”

He slams the door and goes back up to bed. He tells his wife about the drunk. She says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that man’s door? What would’ve happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

So, the husband gets back out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and calls out, “Hey, do you still want a push?” A voice answers, “Yes, please.”

“Where are you?” calls the man.

The stranger replies, “I’m over here — on your swing set.”

Charlie bit my finger..

CRAZY BABY TALK

Sunbed Accident…

OMG Everone knows u shouldn,t shower or bath after a tan..