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School Break …This is a must read ..

http://screambucket.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/school-break-and-the-kids-are-back%e2%80%a6/#more-1092

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March 2, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Potential & Reality

A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?”

“Don’t tell your father, but, yes, I would.”

He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?”

She replies, “Omigod! Definitely!”

The kid goes back to his father. “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we’re living with two sluts.”

March 2, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Wow .. Check this out…We All Know a man like this..LOL

http://screambucket.wordpress.com/2009/02/25/in-sickness-and-in-health%e2%80%a6/#more-959

February 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Laughing Interview!!

February 25, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

News Reader Can,t Stop Laughing At Model Falling Over !!!

February 24, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kid Rides Giant Python..

EWWWW ..This Is crazy …

February 23, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Drunk At The DOOR…

A husband and wife are in bed when there is a knock at the door. The husband rolls over and looks at his clock — it’s 3:30 a.m. He drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

When he opens the door, there is a drunk slumped there. “Hi ya,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“Get lost,” says the man. “It’s half-past three.”

He slams the door and goes back up to bed. He tells his wife about the drunk. She says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that man’s door? What would’ve happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

So, the husband gets back out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and calls out, “Hey, do you still want a push?” A voice answers, “Yes, please.”

“Where are you?” calls the man.

The stranger replies, “I’m over here — on your swing set.”

February 22, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Charlie bit my finger..

February 22, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

CRAZY BABY TALK

February 20, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Sunbed Accident…

OMG Everone knows u shouldn,t shower or bath after a tan..

February 19, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment